Silly Thoughts & Favorite Quotes

I love quotes. I collect them. Inspiring ones, and silly ones, and thoughtful ones. Some give me strength. Some make me smile. I have them all over the walls in my office. I love the power of well-thought-out words, and I think we have to be more careful in the way that we use them (at least I know I do) Anyway, here are some of my favorites:

• I do not suffer from Insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!
• "I saw that" ~God
• I don't think it counts as math when there are more letters than numbers!
• Due to Budget constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.
• Don't make me get the flying monkeys!
• Chinese Proverb: Good things no cheap, cheap things no good!
• "You have brains in your head, and feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself any direction you choose" ~Dr. Seuss
• People fall away from the church for the same reason they fall out of bed; they weren't in far enough.
• Stop telling God how big the storm is; instead try telling the storm how big your God is.
• Our Challenge is not in getting the Lord to speak to us; our challenge is in understanding what he is trying to say.
• It is never ok to be mean or spiteful, for we are followers of God, and our words and our actions should reflect that.
• I don't have ADHD, I just....hey, do you like waffles?

And last, but not least: Dorothy said to the Scarecrow "How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" and the Scarecrow replied "I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"